Category: Ranting Again
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The Potter Files
http://wsbradio.com/news/052907potter.html On behalf of the residents of Loganville, Georgia, I would like to apologize again for the crazy ramblings of Laura Mallory and her failing campaign to remove Harry Potter novels from public school libraries. Not everyone in my town is a religious nutjob who uses other people’s perceptions of fictional characters to ban a…
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*grumble* *grumble*
Today’s giant whatthef**kareyouthinking goes to US Citizenship and Immigration Services … who turned down a plan to make legal immigrant applications faster and save an estimated $350 million dollars. And people wonder why I don’t like bureaucracy.
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Morning has broken … somebody call the repair man
*grumble* I have a cat that won’t sleep in. Where is the snooze button on Dite?
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Muzak can hurt
Is it muzak, or is it a mashup … I’m having lunch at Bassano’s in Loganville, listening to a salsa version of Coldplay’s “Clocks”. It’s not an instrumental … the lead singer’s vocals are there with the horn section & clave. Seriously, my brain hurts now.
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An open letter to the trees
Dear Trees: Please keep your sex lives out of my sinuses! Get a room, and clean up after yourselves! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find my allergy medication.
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Thirty Five
Birthday … didn’t I have one of those last year? Well, there are worse things than turning 35.